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Submitted by cindrella on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 20:46
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hello madam?? looking for a job change?
called the lovely sweet lady...
with all her flattery flange..
that makes us say i am 'ready'
and there she goes..."Madam,..
join our site..and we shall find you...
the job, and land you in 'Amsterdam'
just pay us handful for our 'crew'!! "
and ask I, what the crew does??
replies her in a way so gentle..
they scan your resume thrice..
and make it "blast" and "kindle"!!
says she, they do it in a day...
and lets the employers find you
only in dollars she accepts my pay
and makes me go "yyoo"
I dont want a job, "Thanks" say I
"Ma'm we have mailed you the details..
No worries..and we can still try"
and I later check my 'mails'!!
And she calls In a couple of days...
Tells she that its a 'reminder'..
and goes on till I think about the pays..
maybe she could be my 'job finder'
Ask I, does it come with a 'guarantee'??
and smiles she !! "Employers will run after you
as we 'develop' it while you sip some tea.."
so I say "okie" without any 'clue'..
So I pay them in 'dollars'..
dreaming about my long awaited 'career'..
And no I look at my mobile..no callers!!
uff!! I wait for another year...
Finally does my phone 'Ring'
Tells she.."Madam, our service period is over..
Never worry, we have another package for this 'Spring'!! "
and I Scream "Dead is this 'Subscriber' !!!"!!!
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