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Sita Travels Abroad

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Mommy dearest,

First the good news – I finally managed my first ever foreign trip and that too without a visa.  The bad news – I have been kidnapped.

Remember the golden deer I was soo excited about?  It turned out to be as fake as Aunty Sumitra's Louis Vuitton bags.  And trust Ram and Laks-man to go running after it.  Before I could scream Come back you imbeciles, I spotted that weird Abhishekh Bachhan lookalike winking wildly at me.  God! I was so mad that I had to come out of my eco friendly hut to give him one tight slap.  And you know what that moron does? Pushes me straight into his private jet.  Damn! Why did I leave my pepper spray behind?

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When Sita Clicked Write

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Since Dusshera is round the corner, I thought I’ll give Sita a modern twist.

Maa,

I am kicking myself for being so goody-goody.  I should have stayed back and gotten fat.  But no! I had to act like one those dumb belles in the saas-bahu serials and follow my husband to the forest like a loyal puppy.  What was I thinking!  Sigh… Life was so much cooler at the Palace – all those maids, the soft bed, the scented massage, the gorgeous Jacuzzi…I miss it so bad.  And guess what! I am even missing my MILs.   Yep, the same old hags I took such pains to avoid.   And it wasn’t that tough you know.  They mostly stuck to their rooms and all they did was play cards and watch TV.

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Five 'Amreekan' Things Every ‘Virgin’ NRI is Bound to Have in Common

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1. If you have been to the United States before the advent of broadband in India, then you have definitely indulged in
this - some serious open-mouthed respect for how fast Internet is in USA.

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It All Adds Up

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Rakhi’s haart goes dhak-dhak

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Mere Pyaare Mohan,
 
Last night you came in a helicopter in mai dream.  Your kale ghane baal flying in the wind, your patli kamaar playing lukka chhupi with me - by God ki kasam I feel like putting big black tikka on your face. Najjar naa lag jaye mere baanke bihari ko! 
 
When I see you, my haart went dhuk dhuk loudly like Madhuri Dixit.  I think the loud sound wake up my good for nothing boyfraand.  But not to worry that bloodyphool sleeps like a saandh. Woh to bole jo bullshit walla bull.

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Mushy Mushroomy Indians!!

 

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Love Tails !!

Give it a thought, my pal..
if humans still had a tail..
i can't stop laughing...
as my imagination starts blowing..

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Alls Well That Ends Smell

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Decision making has always come easy to me. No dithering, no confusion. However selecting gifts for friends and relatives leaves me puzzled.

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"Blast" it and Find the Job!!!

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Karan Johar to Wed: Really? No. Really?

The rumor mills have been working overtime with the name ‘Karan Johar’ and the word ‘Marriage’ together. The minute most people read the headlines, they gasped. Not at the idea of Karan Johar actually taking part in the shaadi business but more so that he would have a bride for a spouse! Now, let’s be honest. Everyone who knows Karan know one fact: he’s gay. Even though he’s never come out to fully acknowledge his sexual preference and choice, you can be darn sure he does not like women. Trust me.

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